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My gram sent me this joke. I've seen it before, but... 'tis the season. No offense to my friends in Massachusetts. ;)
Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and the last one is from Massachusetts.
A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from New Hampshire asks "What are you doing that for?" The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned jugs in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.
Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and the last one is from Massachusetts.
A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from New Hampshire asks "What are you doing that for?" The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned jugs in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.
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Date: 2006-07-29 06:45 pm (UTC)From:My mom claims her area is full of Rhode Islanders... not sure if that's true or she just notices her kinfolk more.