mandysee_mandydo | (no subject)

I picked this little quiz thingy up from

thelittlebeast. I put it behind an lj-cut because, alas, I lied: it's not very little.

And for the record, I must say I was a little taken aback and don't feel I'm quite as selfish as this test makes it seem, but I admit I can be selfish at times.

Bitch-Slap
You are 14% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband!
You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than
rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because
you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of
us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING,
which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you
are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than
rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that
you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few
people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather
introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also
result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show
them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are
not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate,
being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your
spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others,
brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on Rationality
You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 67% on Brutality
You scored higher than 19% on Arrogance