a hurricane of yuck

One of my online friends on a forum I frequent bought a book of zombie haiku. She's been posting some of them for us and it inspired me to write a couple just a moment ago. Thought I'd share.

I want to eat brains.
I used to like eggs on toast.
Change is good, I guess.

Being undead bites.
No really, I bite your flesh.
See? I told you so.