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[mandysee_mandydo]

From merrick42:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I sacrificed dominanefret to Cthulhu (500 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon canongrrl (65 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I fed spitcurl to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-195 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
srturtle

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Awww, man! I've been a bad, bad naked monkey. :(

Comments

[merrick42.livejournal.com]

If you promise to feed everyone on the cruiseship to the Great Cthulhu in a giant slurpy cup, I think I could put in a good word for you. ;)

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

Great idea!

"Oh Great Cthulhu!

I'm pretty certain I can find someone to make me a giant slurpy cup. I will get that cup, fill it with all the tasty people in the cruise ship and offer it to you as a wonderful breakfast upon your awakening.

Would you like some milk and/or sugar on or about them?"

[dominanefret.livejournal.com]

Oh man, if I were to be sacrificed to anyone it had better be cthulu.