Am I Evil?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I gave vireo_blues a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I helped specieszero hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole futuresuperhero's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1205 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, srturtle

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Writer's Block: Long Nights, Short Poems

[Error: unknown template qotd]Today is Haiku Day.
Snow dances and rests on ground.
Thanks a lot, solstice.

~~<@>~~

Snow is beautiful.
That is what some people say.
Come up here, say that.

~~<@>~~

Rain, rain, go away.
Come again some other day
When you're less frozen.

~~<@>~~

Snow is glistening.
Walk in winter wonderland.
Should have shopped sooner.