Many, many, many thanks to the amazing
wizardru for posting about this. Basically someone bleeped out select words in this clip from Sesame Street and it completely implies a different meaning. Oh. My. Stars. And there are a bunch of them, too, so once you finish with these you should check out the others, too.
painted_wolf and I couldn't contain our laughter watching this. Word of advice: do not watch in a public library. You'll become a nuisance real quick.