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Why Do I Love Kathy?
Sep. 15th, 2007 05:02 pmBecause she explains science like this:
*I look at her pentane isomers and she explains them and starts talking about boiling points and stuff*
"Hydrogen likes to form bonds in a line."
*builds two water molecules with her chemistry modeling kit*
"So you've got these two water molecules kicking it old school, right? And they're dipolar, so the hydrogens are all positive on this end and the oxygen is all emo."
*picks up water molecules and grabs a bond, connecting the hydrogen on one to the oxygen on the other*
"So the hydrogen goes over to the oxygen and says, 'Don't be sad emo oxygen. I'll bond with you. Then we can be happy!'"
It's like having my own live-in Bill Nye the Science Guy. She's Kathy the Science Gal.
*I look at her pentane isomers and she explains them and starts talking about boiling points and stuff*
"Hydrogen likes to form bonds in a line."
*builds two water molecules with her chemistry modeling kit*
"So you've got these two water molecules kicking it old school, right? And they're dipolar, so the hydrogens are all positive on this end and the oxygen is all emo."
*picks up water molecules and grabs a bond, connecting the hydrogen on one to the oxygen on the other*
"So the hydrogen goes over to the oxygen and says, 'Don't be sad emo oxygen. I'll bond with you. Then we can be happy!'"
It's like having my own live-in Bill Nye the Science Guy. She's Kathy the Science Gal.
