Good To Be The Vice-King

Millions of Americans are too poor to afford healthcare, yet Vice President Dick Cheney has his own personal medical team following him around wherever he goes. Good thing they were there when he shot someone.

Can I vote to have that medical team reassigned to help the needy? As far as I'm concerned, Cheney can suffer at the hands of an unapproachable healthcare industry like the rest of us.

Maybe he can make it up to us by taking us all for a duck-hunting trip in Air Force Two.

Can anyone say "Let them eat cake?"