Coffee Break Me Meme

[mandysee_mandydo]

I promise I'll have a couple more serious posts later on tonight when I have more time, but for now...

Swiped from pyrbennu:

Found this on a blog, and thought I'd do it.

1. When was the last time you had sex?
A couple of weeks ago.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Same as the next person. Next question.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Toilet paper.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Guillermo Del Toro or Jack Black or Meatloaf or Steve Ressel.

7. What is your favourite pizza topping?
Ham and pineapple.

8. Where did number eight go?
I have no idea. I just now added it myself because apparently it went missing.

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes.

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
"Tom's Diner" - Suzanne Vega

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No. I am 1337 today at defending against earworms.

12. What are your super powers?
Reference The Spleen of Mystery Men fame.

13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
Myself.

14. Where are your car keys?
In my pocket.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
No one in particular.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Dumping.

17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
George W. Bush

19. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Construction Log No.1 (hey, I'm in my office)

21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Salad dressing, condiments and baking soda.

22. What superstition do you believe/practise?
None seriously. Many mockingly.

23 & 24. Where did numbers 23 and 24 go?
I bet they're having a laugh with number eight doing fuck all, so I put this question here in their stead.

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I don't have a cell phone, so no.

26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
I don't remember what my parents would have named me, but I've always been fond of my grandmother's middle name Ursula.

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Any my little heart wishes, but none more frequently than others.

28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Once upon a time yes, but not anymore.

29. What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie?
*shrugs*

30. What CD is in your stereo?
At home: "Lemon Parade" - Tonic
Car: ""Sixpence None The Richer" - Sixpence None The Richer

31. What OCD qualities do you have?
Ask Kathy about the light switches and the music collection.

32. How many kids do you want to have?
Two.

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Female: Tori Amos
Male: John Barrowman

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Maybe.

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
No comment.

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Jack Black.

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Peacefully in my sleep.

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
None really.

39. What is your favourite kid's movie?
The Goonies.

40. Favourite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Jim's Big Ego, Yes and Suicidal Tendencies are the top three.

41. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

42. Do you talk to yourself?
Me: I don't know. Jamie, what do you think?
Me Too: I think your barmy.
Me: Oh, who asked you?!
Me Too: Me.
Me: Right.

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
*shrugs*

Comments

[quantumswordsmn.livejournal.com]

(annoying) I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee..(/annoying)

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

Damn you!!! My 1337-ness has ceased!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Doot-duhdoo-doot doot-duhdoo-doot doot-duh doo-duh-doot-duhdoo-doot...

[pyrbennu.livejournal.com]

and I had completely missed that all those numbers were missing.
You totally get bonus points for that.

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

It seems to happen a lot with memes. I'm not sure if questions go missing in passing around or if people start them intentionally missing question numbers just to mess with people. *shrugs*

[ciliandis.livejournal.com]

I feeeeel your pain. That is quite possibly the most pointless song ever, I think.

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

It is!