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[mandysee_mandydo]

Snagged from javagirle:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

Comments

[dominanefret.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Remember that time I walked in on you and Ethan Field having buttsex in the bathroom at Marcus' house? Damn, those were the good old days.

[fossilapostle.livejournal.com]

Remember that time you said "Let's go steal the Shroud of Turin and replace it with that six-foot-square Lynryd Skynyrd silk tapestry you won at the state fair last year," and I said "Dude, that would be impossible, that thing's guarded with half the population of the Vatican," but it slipped out before I remembered to never, EVER tell you that ANYTHING is impossible?

Man, I can't wait until they open that vault the next time. They're ALL gonna shit in the woods.

(I already did this a little while back, in case you wanna see...)

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

I told him to use plenty of KY, but did he listen? NO!

That reminds me, I still owe Marcus a new toilet. Sorry Marcus!

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

I can totally hear Jesus singing along to Freebird, dude. I bet he's rockin' out in his vault as we speak!

I still think we should go back to the state fair and win that Metallica tapestry. The guy at the post office raises the flag early in the morning when it's still dark. He'll never notice that we replaced their flag with a Metallica tapestry. It would be most righteous!

[vireo-blues.livejournal.com]

Remember that time you and I drove down to Milford CT to go on a tour of the Subway headquarters and you suddenly snapped and tried to kill the CEO with a Hearty Italian roll? And then we went to Chili's for dinner and we both got drunk and started singing techno songs? Those were the times, man.

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

I totally remember that! How dare he try to tell me that I didn't invent the Chicken Cordon Bleu sub. Check out SubWeird (http://www.geocities.com/apt81/SubWeird/favs.html). I most certainly DID invent it! He's just lucky they discontinued the Parmesan Oregano bread because I would have used that instead.

Chili's was a blast. I feel sorry for that poor waiter, though. Orange just does not compliment their uniform colors at all.

[dominanefret.livejournal.com]

PARMESAN ORGEGANO WAS THE BEST.

[dominanefret.livejournal.com]

errr... oregano.

[nepenthedreams]

I heard a shout from the hallway. Johnson muttered quietly "he's at it again". A flurry of women screaming. Suddenly a flash of purple flew by the open door. It was srturtle....in yellow iridescent body paint, with the words "Spank Me" painted on his ass.

I walked outside and approached him. "Dude," I said, "It's time to stop doing the Dew".

[srturtle.livejournal.com]

To which I replied, "Spank me?" I turned around eagerly awaiting the spanking looking giddily over my shoulder when I realized you were not amused.

"Oh, alright. I'll get rid of the Spank Me and maybe put some shorts on," I said, "but I'm not putting away the purple feather boa. It makes me feel pretty."